Might I just express my deep love for sleep? It is only when you don't have enough sleep that you realize-- man I wish I was better friends with my bed.

Similarities between bed and a good friend:

1. Bed is always there for you.

2. Bed is a good place to cry.

3. Bed is warm and comfortable.

4. Bed never gets tired of spending time with you.

5. Bed is continually tempting you not to be responsible, but to cut class and stay with it.

6. Bed always feels good at the end of a long day.

So... sleep is a friendship bonding activity. And bed is my best friend.